To the citizens of the United States of America,
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Posted by Roger on November 19, 2000 at 22:15:24:
London, 8th November 2000
To the citizens of the United States of America,
Following your failure to elect a President of the USA to govern yourselves
and, by extension, the free world, we hereby give notice of the revocation
of your independence. Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II will resume
a monarch's duties over all states, commonwealths and other territories.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown Dependency, please comply with
the following acts:
1. Look up "revoke" in a dictionary
2. Learn at least the first 4 lines of "God save the Queen"
3. Start referring to "soccer" as football
4. Declare war on Quebec
Tax collectors from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to
ensure the acquisition of all revenues due (backdated to 1776).
Thank you for your cooperation and, have a nice day!
Rr
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